Funny jokes and chutkule
in hindhi
Pati se pucha gaya sawal :
“Agar aap ki patni ko koi bhoot pakadh le
to aap kya karenge”
Pati : Mai kya karu…
Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…
Hindi Jokes Of Whatsapp
Pappu: Sister mujhe ek bottle khun dedo.
Sister: Blood group kya hai.
Pappu: Koi sa bhi chalega.
Sister: Kyu….
Pappu: Girlfriend ko love latter likhna hai
Latest jokes in hindi
Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chalte hai …
Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..
Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ke sher ki sawari
karti hai…
Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..
Har bat jid karke manwa leta hai..
Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe…
Funny jokes in hindi
Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..
Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..
Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,
Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai.
Hindi Chutkule
Ek bar pappu ne apne boss ko ghar bulaya..
Boss : Tumhara Ladka kaha hai..nazar nahi aaraha..
Pappu : Andar hai…maine uska nam aapke nam pe rakha hai..
Boss : Wah .. bulao jara usse..
Pappu : Oyee chutiye bahar nikal…
New hindi jokes
Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,
Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…
Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…
Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar
raha hu..
Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi
Jokes In Hindi
Pappu USA mein tha aur waha ek imaarat me aag lag gayi,
Pappu (fire brigade walo se) : Tum logo ko ek ek karke
niche feko mai catch karunga,
Pehle ek ladka aaya, phir ladki, phir aadmi ,phir aurat…
Pappu ne sabko pakad liya
Phir……
Ek negro (kala aadmi) aaya to pappu ne usko chhodh diya
aur bola…
Abey saalo,
Jo jal gaye hai unhe to mat feko
Whatsapp Jokes in hindhi
Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..
Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..
ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..
Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..
tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se
Bacha : Nahi Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar
rahe the…
Funny Jokes in hindhi
Teacher : Chipkali kise kehte hai???
Pappu : Chipkali ek garib magarmach hai,
jise bachpan me bornvita wala dudh nahi mila,
jis kaaran woh kuposhan ka shikaar ho gai.
Hindi Jokes of the day
Santa banta se bolta hai :
Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..
wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..
Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…
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